Spooky Sex Stories: Ghosts, Gadgets, and G-Strings Gone Rogue

Let’s start with the big question: are people really getting it on with ghosts?

The short answer? Depends on who you ask.

Plenty of folks have reported what they claim are sensual, even orgasmic encounters with spirits. Some call it a haunting. Others call it the best they’ve ever had.

From celebrities (we’re looking at you, Kesha) to Reddit users with names like “SpectralLover69,” stories of erotic paranormal experiences abound. Some claim their ghost lover gently caressed them awake. Others say they were practically ravished by a spirit mid-REM cycle.

And sure, some of it could be lucid dreaming. Or sleep paralysis. Or wine. But there’s something undeniably juicy about a good ghost sex story.

A British woman once claimed she had an ongoing sexual relationship with a ghost from the 18th century. Things got so serious they even “married” in a spiritual ceremony. Eventually, they broke up. She said the ghost started partying too much and bringing strange spirits into their space.

Ghost f***boys, it turns out, are eternal.

One Reddit user described finding their vibrator turned on inside a drawer. No one had touched it. No one was home. It wasn’t even charged. Was it a short circuit or a frisky phantom trying to drop a hint?

Either way, that drawer's never been the same.

Guests at a historic bed and breakfast in Savannah have claimed they felt an invisible hand caress them in their sleep. Some say it was sensual. Others say it felt like their aunt trying to tuck them in. Either way, boundaries were crossed.

Some places are famous for more than their eerie vibes. They’re known for their… stimulating spirits.

• The Stanley Hotel, Colorado – The inspiration for The Shining. Some guests have claimed they woke up aroused for no explainable reason. Paranormal or pillow quality? We’ll let you decide.

• Queen Mary Ship, California – Reports of moaning in empty rooms, unmade beds, and sudden cold spots where people claimed to feel “embraced.” Ghostly spooning, anyone?

• The Myrtles Plantation, Louisiana – A notoriously haunted property with more than a few sensual stories swirling around Room 8.

There’s something about the unknown that gets people hot. Maybe it’s the forbidden. The thrill. The taboo. Or maybe it’s the idea of someone (or something) seeing all of you — flaws, fantasies, and all — and still wanting to get freaky.

Psychologists say that fear and arousal light up similar parts of the brain. That’s why haunted houses can double as foreplay. You're scared, you're excited, you're alive — and suddenly your pants are tighter.

Also, let’s not pretend we haven’t all had a crush on a vampire or ghost at some point. Pop culture has made the paranormal sexy. Thank you, Interview With the Vampire, The Haunting of Hill House, and every goth crush we had in the early 2000s.

Modern sex toys are smarter than ever. Bluetooth. App-controlled. USB rechargeable. But that also means they’re more likely to glitch. Or… be hijacked by the other side?

Here are a few alleged haunted toy tales:

• A vibrator that turned on every night at exactly 3:17 AM

• A smart toy that responded to commands no one made

• A wand that moved across the bed by itself (though gravity and satin sheets may have been the real culprit)

Are spirits trying to get in on the action? Or are we dealing with poorly programmed firmware? Either way, lube up and proceed with caution.

Short answer: please don’t.

But if you must tempt fate, maybe don’t use a Ouija board in the bedroom. It never ends well. That said, some folks have created “sex-positive altars” and practiced “spiritual intimacy rituals” to connect with energy or channel desire.

If that’s your vibe, great. Just maybe leave the door open and the lights on.

And for those who don’t want to leave their pleasure up to the spirit realm, you can always rely on the living:

• Popstar Volume + Taste Supplement if you're looking to make your climax one for the ages

• Popstar Delay Spray if you're trying to outlast any ghost

• Popstar Personal Lubricants if you want silky smooth action, no hauntings included

Aliens. UFOs. That weird light hovering over your backyard while you were minding your business in a bathrobe.

Believe it or not, spooky sex stories aren't limited to ghosts and vibrating gadgets. Plenty of people have reported erotic experiences involving extraterrestrials — and we’re not just talking about late-night fanfic rabbit holes.

Some of the most bizarre and infamous alien abduction stories include accounts of sensual probing, psychic orgasms, and even full-on intergalactic romance. No judgment if that’s your thing. The heart (and loins) want what they want.

So what’s going on here?

According to psychologists, these experiences might stem from a mix of sleep paralysis, fantasy-prone personality traits, or our brain trying to make sense of sensory confusion. Basically, your body wakes up before your brain does — and suddenly you're starring in The X-Files: After Dark.

Others suggest it’s tied to our fascination with beings more advanced than us — both intellectually and sexually. If they’ve mastered faster-than-light travel, who’s to say they haven’t also perfected foreplay?

Alien erotica is so popular it’s its own genre now. Tentacles, telepathy, zero-gravity lovemaking. If you’ve ever looked up at the stars and thought, “I wonder if I’m their type,” you’re not alone.

And hey, if you do find yourself getting beamed up, bring a bottle of Popstar Volume + Taste. Nothing says “take me to your leader” like showing up as your absolute peak self.

While spooky sex stories are fun to share and fantasize about, if you’re experiencing something that feels unsafe, invasive, or unsettling — trust your gut.

Get curious, but stay grounded. Whether it’s spiritual, psychological, or electrical, your peace of mind matters more than any ghostly grind.

Whether you’ve actually experienced a ghostly grope or just love the idea of things going bump in the night, spooky sex stories are here to thrill, chill, and maybe even inspire your next fantasy.

Real or imagined, these tales remind us that desire is wild, weird, and sometimes wonderfully unexplainable. So grab your favorite toy (charged and ghost-free), light a candle, and remember — even if you sleep alone, you’re never really alone.

And if your vibrator starts going off at 3 AM?

Check the firmware. Then maybe check the sage.