Table of Contents
Key Takeaways FAQ: All About the Orgasm On the First Day of Christmas: The Classic Climax On the Second Day: The Morning Surprise On the Third Day: The Partnered Power Finish On the Fourth Day: The Hands-Free High On the Fifth Day: The Toy-Induced Frenzy On the Sixth Day: The Popstar Finish On the Seventh Day: The Holiday Quickie On the Eighth Day: The Edged Explosion On the Ninth Day: The Delayed Delight On the Tenth Day: The Anal Orgasm On the Eleventh Day: The Shower Surprise On the Twelfth Day: The No-Touch Mind Melt Conclusion: Your 12 Orgasms Are a Starting Point
Key Takeaways
The 12 Orgasms of Christmas are a playful way to explore your body
There’s more than one way to orgasm—and they’re all valid
Toys, breathwork, and edging can lead to stronger orgasms
Popstar products can enhance volume, stamina, and comfort
Cue the sleigh bells and silence your group chat. We’re rewriting the carol you didn’t know you needed—because while partridges and pear trees are cute, we’d rather talk about multiple ways to hit an orgasm this holiday season.
Sex isn’t one-size-fits-all. Neither is pleasure. Whether you’re cozying up solo, partnered, throupled, or somewhere deliciously in-between, this is your grown-ass guide to the 12 Orgasms of Christmas. No gimmicks. No shame. Just a sleigh full of ways to unwrap better release.
Let’s be real: your holiday to-do list deserves some to-done energy. Starting with your own.
On the First Day of Christmas: The Classic Climax
The tried-and-true. The go-to. The “yep, that’s it” finish. For some, it’s a quick stroker session. For others, it’s that familiar partnered rhythm that gets the job done. No fireworks, no acrobatics—just reliable satisfaction.
Is it flashy? No. Is it valid and worthwhile? Absolutely.
On the Second Day: The Morning Surprise
Woke up already halfway there? That’s your hormones doing their job, and we salute them. Morning arousal is more than just a perk of sleeping in. It’s your body saying, “Hey, we’ve got time—want to use it?”
Pro tip: Don’t rush this one. A slow morning orgasm can reset your entire mood (and maybe your posture).
On the Third Day: The Partnered Power Finish
This is the orgasm that comes from connection. Eye contact. Shared breath. Maybe even some coordinated moaning. Whether you’re topping, bottoming, grinding, or vibing, this climax hits different when there’s emotional charge behind it.
It’s less “jackhammer” and more “symphony.” And yes, it totally counts even if it’s the third try after someone’s thigh cramped up.
On the Fourth Day: The Hands-Free High
You didn’t touch anything. Your body did the work. Maybe it was pelvic tension. Maybe it was the right angle with a toy. Maybe it was your brain finally learning how to chill.
This orgasm feels like your body is laughing from the inside out. And if you’ve never had it? Consider this your permission slip to explore.
On the Fifth Day: The Toy-Induced Frenzy
Vibrators. Suction toys. Anal plugs. Sleeves. Dildos. Strokers. Wands with 87 settings. The holidays are for indulgence and your drawer full of battery-powered joy absolutely counts.
With the right toy and a little patience, this orgasm can go from fun to life-altering. Just maybe don’t schedule anything right after.
On the Sixth Day: The Popstar Finish
You knew this was coming. Popstar Volume + Taste is clinically formulated to boost semen volume and enhance taste, which can make the finish not just better for you, but for them too.
Bigger loads. Better flavor. That’s what we call holiday spirit.
On the Seventh Day: The Holiday Quickie
A quick session in the laundry room during a party. A spontaneous bathroom detour. A backseat interlude while parked near the neighbor’s inflatable snowman. This orgasm is fast, risky, and totally worth it.
It’s the holiday cookie of climaxes. Sweet, satisfying, and probably gone too soon.
On the Eighth Day: The Edged Explosion
Start. Stop. Repeat. Your partner’s teasing. Or your own hand keeps pausing at the peak. Then finally, it happens—and it’s a full-body, shout-into-a-pillow kind of release.
This is one of the most intense types of orgasm you can have. The build is slow. The drop is massive. The nap after? Divine.
On the Ninth Day: The Delayed Delight
Shout-out to Popstar Delay Spray for giving you the extra time you never knew you needed. When your body finally catches up and delivers the grand finale, it’s a stronger, longer, more controlled orgasm—and it usually leaves both people wide-eyed and smiling.
If you’ve ever felt like things ended a little too fast, this is your fix. Delay Spray helps you last longer without numbing the fun.
On the Tenth Day: The Anal Orgasm
Often misunderstood. Always underrated. Anal play can absolutely lead to intense orgasms—regardless of your anatomy. Whether you’re working with fingers, toys, or a partner, this type of release can hit nerve endings that other orgasms just don’t touch.
Start slow. Use lube. Communicate. Trust us, the payoff is worth the prep.
On the Eleventh Day: The Shower Surprise
Steamy air. Private time. Running water as nature’s white noise. The bathroom is the unsung hero of holiday stress relief.
Whether you're using a waterproof toy, your hand, or just the fantasy in your head, a steamy shower orgasm can wash away a whole day’s tension.
Bonus: zero cleanup. Besides conditioner in unfortunate places.
On the Twelfth Day: The No-Touch Mind Melt
Yes, it’s real. The mental orgasm is a full release that happens from fantasy, breathwork, and intentional muscle control. No physical stimulation required. It’s like lucid dreaming but hornier.
If that sounds too woo-woo, try adding pelvic floor exercises and see what happens next time you're turned on. The mind is powerful. And kind of filthy. We love that for you.
Conclusion: Your 12 Orgasms Are a Starting Point
Pleasure isn’t linear. Your body might not show up the same way every time, and that’s normal. What matters is curiosity, consent, and fun. The orgasm isn’t the goal. But exploring your pleasure? That’s a resolution we can get behind.
No matter your orientation, body, or bedroom vibe, there’s no “right” way to have a good time. But there are definitely 12 really fun ones.
FAQ: All About the Orgasm
What is an orgasm?
An orgasm is a physical and neurological release triggered by sexual stimulation. It usually involves rhythmic muscle contractions, pleasure, and a post-climax calm (or glow). It can vary dramatically by person and body part.
How many types of orgasms are there?
It depends on who you ask. Some people describe 4 to 12 types, from clitoral and penile to anal, nipple, mental, multiple, and blended orgasms.
Can people with penises have more than one orgasm?
Yes, though it's less common. Some people can learn to orgasm without ejaculation, which makes multiple orgasms more possible. It takes practice, pelvic floor strength, and breath control.
What’s the difference between ejaculation and orgasm?
Ejaculation is the release of semen. Orgasm is the pleasurable physical and mental climax. They usually happen together, but not always.
How can I make my orgasms stronger?
Try edging, breathwork, pelvic floor exercises, and incorporating toys or lubricants. Supplements like Popstar Volume + Taste may also help if you want more intensity or semen volume.
Are anal orgasms real?
Yes. Anal orgasms are absolutely real for people of all genders. They often involve stimulation of the prostate or nearby nerve-rich zones.
What causes difficulty reaching orgasm?
It can be physical (like medication side effects), psychological (like stress or shame), or relational (lack of trust or stimulation). Everyone’s experience is different.
Is it normal not to orgasm every time?
Completely. Orgasm frequency varies. Not reaching orgasm doesn’t mean the sex wasn’t “successful.”
Can I orgasm from mental stimulation only?
Yes. With practice, some people can reach orgasm through fantasy, meditation, and breathwork alone. It’s more common in those who engage in regular sexual self-awareness practices.
What’s the most intense type of orgasm?
Depends on your body. Many people report that edging, blended, or anal orgasms produce the most powerful release.
Why are my orgasms changing as I get older?
Hormones, nerve sensitivity, and blood flow all shift with age. You might need more stimulation or longer build-up, but pleasure is always on the menu.
Can Popstar products help with orgasm quality?
Yes. Popstar Delay Spray can help you last longer, Popstar Volume + Taste can increase your load and intensity, and Popstar Lubricants can improve comfort and sensation—all of which support a better orgasm experience.
Can orgasm help with stress?
Absolutely. Orgasms release endorphins, lower cortisol, and help you sleep better. A solid orgasm is practically a mental health ritual.
Is it safe to use toys every time I want to orgasm?
Yes. As long as you’re using body-safe toys and cleaning them properly, there’s no downside to regular toy use.
What’s the biggest orgasm myth?
That there’s only one kind. Or that everyone should have them the same way. The biggest truth? Your orgasm is yours. Define it, explore it, enjoy it.
Dr. Joshua Gonzalez
Dr. Joshua Gonzalez is a board-certified urologist who is fellowship-trained in Sexual Medicine and specializes in the management of male and female sexual dysfunctions. He completed his medical education at Columbia University and his urological residency at the Mount Sinai Medical Center. Throughout his career, Dr. Gonzalez has focused on advocating for sexual health and providing improved healthcare to the LGBTQ+ community.
Dr. Brian Steixner
Dr. Brian Steixner is a board-certified urologist and an expert in men’s sexual medicine. He completed his General Surgery and Urology training at The University of Pennsylvania and The Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia, one of the busiest and most comprehensive programs in the nation. During his career, Brian has treated thousands of men with sexual health issues including male factor infertility.
