Changing Semen Taste
You know what they say, “You are what you eat.” Well, the same can be said about your semen. When it comes to sexual wellness, many people don't realize that what you eat can affect the taste of your semen.
My recent love affair with the Trader Joe’s lobster bisque pasta recipe has landed my FYP on food-tok. All these creators and (often self-proclaimed) influencers sharing their tips and tricks to upping your grub game in a time-conscious and cost-effective way. It got me thinking, “Where are the tips for improving the taste of your semen”?
Where are the sexual sous chefs? It seems there is a hole in the market for influencers who are looking to help their followers improve the taste of their semen, therefore improving their overall sexual experience. Fret not followers, Popstar is here to influence you and aid you in changing semen taste through diet! Let’s dive into the 10 foods that will have your splooge tasting like sugar.
Pineapple
Pineapple is the Beyoncé or Cristiano Ronaldo of semen-friendly snacks. If you haven’t heard about pineapple positively altering the taste of your semen, then you have been living under a sedimentary rock. Pineapple is often recommended for its ability to sweeten bodily fluids, including semen.
How it works: It contains high levels of fructose, a natural sugar, which can give semen a sweeter taste. It also contains Bromelain, an enzyme linked to better-tasting semen loads.
How to consume: Fresh pineapple is the best option. If you aren’t feeling like a real-life Fruit Ninja, pineapple comes pre-sliced in chunks and is the perfect year-round summery snack. If you like piña coladas (sans getting caught in the rain) you can also drink pineapple juice for similar effects.
Putting pineapple at the tippy top of your grocery list will have your lover(s) lining up for another taste of your honey.
Citrus Fruits
Not only is consuming citrus fruits great for battling scurvy, a vitamin C deficiency often linked to pirates, but it can also improve the taste of your semen! Go figure!
How it works: Citrus fruits are acidic and contain natural sugars, which can help mask any bitter taste in semen and make it taste sweeter.
How to consume: Orange slices aren’t just a recreational soccer half-time snack for seven-year-olds. An orange a day could keep the sour spunk at bay. Drinking fruit juice or adding citrus fruits to your post-pilates smoothie is the perfect way to beat scurvy and funky-tasting semen.
Papaya
Perhaps the most exotic of foods to fuel sweet semen taste is papaya. Not only does this sub-tropical snack improve semen taste, but consuming papaya can reduce the risk of heart disease, diabetes, cancer, and more.
How it works: Papaya is known for its ability to sweeten bodily fluids due to its high sugar content.
How to consume: While it would seem that papayas can only be consumed in a $30 Hailey Beiber Erewhon smoothie, believe it or not, most grocery stores carry papaya. Papaya can be eaten fresh or in a moderately priced smoothie.
Kiwi
Not to be confused with a person from New Zealand, kiwi is another sweet treat that is fruitful in sweetening your semen. This green gooseberry will have your berries producing a sweet surprise for your partners.
How it works: Just like papaya, kiwis are high in natural sugars, which can make semen taste sweeter.
How to consume: Just like pineapple and papaya, kiwis are best enjoyed raw (no pun intended) or can add a tart twist to any smoothie.
Cranberries
If we have learned anything from Mean Girls, the one takeaway should be that cranberry (and cranberry juice cocktail) is all sugar. All that sugar is bound to add a little sweetener to your tank and make your semen sweet. You can turn your balls into a fruity cranberry bog!
How it works: Like our aforementioned fruits, cranberries are also high in sugar and are believed to sweeten semen.
How to consume: You don’t have to wait for Thanksgiving to enjoy cranberries via cranberry sauce still in the shape of the can. Plus the tryptophan in the turkey will put you to sleep anyway so you probably won’t be having sex on Thanksgiving anyhow. You can reap the benefits of cranberries through cranberry juice or even craisins!
A little Ocean Spray will have you spraying sweeter than ever!
Watermelon
Another summertime sweet treat, watermelon proves to be worthy of keeping your snack rotation year-round. Busting open a watermelon at a summer barbeque can boost the sweetness of your semen.
How it works: Watermelon is very hydrating (after all, water is in the name). Watermelon’s natural sugar and hydrating abilities can help sweeten semen. Being hydrated also improves semen density and texture, making is much more enjoyable going down!
How to consume: Watermelon can be eaten as is or watermelon juice can provide a much-needed break from the more mundane juices like OJ and lemonade.
Apples
A diet high in apples could have you being the apple of just about everyone’s eyes. Turns out apples, especially Granny Smith’s, will have everyone grabbing for your groin looking for a taste.
How it works: Apples contain natural sugar to sweeten your semen while also improving sperm motility. Talk about killing two birds with one apple!
How to consume: There are many ways to enjoy an apple. Whether you’re dipping it in honey or peanut butter, downing a glass of apple juice, or throwing it in a smoothie, just know that you are improving your semen taste with this nutritious treat!
With the first seven semen-friendly foods being fruits, it would seem that The Wiggles were onto something with that “Fruit Salad” song. I mean, have you seen the purple Wiggle lately? He looks like he knows a thing or two about that “yummy yummy” as Justin Bieber would say. But let’s step away from fruit for a moment, shall we?
Celery
Celery isn’t just a greenery garnish for buffalo wings or a bloody mary, it can also sweeten your semen.
How it works: Celery has a neutralizing effect on bodily fluids like semen, reducing its bitterness.
How to consume: Besides garnishes, celery sticks can be enjoyed as a snack a la ants on a log. Pro-tip: substitute the raisins for craisins to ensure even sweeter semen. Celery can also be chopped into salads and soup for a “you pick 2” situation.
Cinnamon
Now this is not your sign from the universe to resurrect the cinnamon challenge from 2011, but cinnamon can also alter the taste of your semen for the better.
How it works: Cinnamon produces pleasant-tasting semen due to its ability to neutralize smells. Since smell and taste are often linked, it is believed that a spoonful of cinnamon helps the medicine go down. The medicine being semen, in this case.
How to consume: Sprinkle a little cinnamon on healthy cereals, yogurts or even fruit. If sweet-tasting semen is what you are after, try to avoid cinnamon in your coffee as coffee has the opposite effect, giving your spunk a little funk.
Mint
Rounding out our list isn’t so much a food per se, but an herb! It isn’t just for fresh breath ladies and gents, mint can freshen your semen as well. That’s right folks, some sweet mint could sweeten your semen.
How it works: Mint helps to lower the acidity of sperm, making it sweeter to the taste.
How to consume: Adding mint leaves to your water is the easiest way to incorporate mint into your diet. This will spice up your water intake, making sure you are hydrated, and leaving your semen fresh as a sprig of mint with the perfect consistency.
While incorporating these foods into your diet may improve the taste of your semen, it's essential to remember that individual tastes can vary. Additionally, staying hydratemaintaining good overall hygiene and a healthy diet rich in fruits, vegetables, and plenty of water can also positively affect the taste of semen. Experiment with these foods and find what works best for you and your partner.
Dr. Brian Steixner
Dr. Brian Steixner is a board-certified urologist and an expert in men’s sexual medicine. He completed his General Surgery and Urology training at The University of Pennsylvania and The Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia, one of the busiest and most comprehensive programs in the nation. During his career, Brian has treated thousands of men with sexual health issues including male factor infertility.
