Thanksgiving. It’s all about the food. Mouthwatering mashed potatoes, savory stuffing, titillating turkey legs. Our taste buds couldn’t be happier. Did you know the food you eat can alter the taste of your semen, both negatively and positively? In honor of Turkey Day, Popstar has composed a list of turkey trimmings for changing semen taste and naturally improving the taste of your semen .

Be prepared for turkey baster innuendos and everything you need to ensure your Thanksgiving dinner ends with a sweet dessert. Now, keep in mind that no one should be commenting on anyone’s eating habits over the holidays, or any time for that matter. We are simply suggesting some menu items to get an extra helping of this Thanksgiving.

I know apple pie usually comes after dinner, but we are big dessert people here at Popstar. Before you have metaphorical dessert, you still have one last chance to improve the taste of your semen with literal dessert. Apples are a known natural semen sweetener . They not only improve taste but also enhance sperm motility , so you are killing two birds with one apple. Who would’ve thought Granny Smiths would have someone (consensually) grabbing your groin?

The age-old debate: homemade or from a can? Well, those looking to enhance their semen flavor naturally can rest assured that both homemade and canned cranberry sauce have a positive effect. Cranberries are foods for better semen flavor due to their high natural sugar content. Just like sugar sweetens a bitter cup of post-Thanksgiving coffee, cranberries are believed to sweeten semen .

Nothing will make your home smell sweeter than a brewing pot of hot apple cider . Well, turns out nothing will have your spunk tasting sweeter either.

The right recipe for hot cider includes several semen-friendly ingredients  apples (of course), cinnamon , sweet cranberries , and citrus fruit. The natural sugars in apples, cranberries, and orange slices help sweeten your semen, while cinnamon neutralizes negative flavor influences.

A cup of hot cider is a great way to welcome your guests and warm them up as they emerge from the brisk fall air. It is an even better way to ensure that the partners of your guests have a sweet treat after they get home. Not only does a mulled apple cider act as an all-natural Glade Plug-In, but it will also sweeten things that come out as well.

No Thanksgiving dinner table is complete without stuffing . Turns out, if you are looking to get stuffed or stuff someone like a turkey, then you better make sure your stuffing has extra celery . Celery doesn’t just add a crunch to your stuffing; it also neutralizes the taste of semen. This neutralizing property can strip your semen of any potential bitterness from previous meals, making it one of the best foods affecting semen taste.

Didn’t expect to see this on the menu, did ya? Is Thanksgiving dinner not your thing? Is it your Aunt Barbara who famously can’t cook’s turn to host this year? That is not a problem. If you don’t see any semen taste remedies on the table this year, there is always Popstar Volume + Taste. Popstar’s signature formula is designed with semen taste enhancement in mind. A proper host might even have a bottle of Postar at every place setting!

Speaking of being over-served, if you are looking to have your semen go down like Tennessee Whiskey, then you may want to put down the bottle. Alcohol can negatively impact the taste of your semen. The harder the alcohol, the harsher the taste. So, while some may need a little liquid courage to deal with their families, if you have promiscuous, post-dinner plans, lay off the booze.