Let’s be honest: a little swerve in your staff never hurt anybody. In fact, depending on your partner and the position, a curved penis can be beneficial in hitting the glorious “G-Spot.” The question remains, “How curved is too curved?” When does changing lanes become a complete U-turn? Enter Peyronie’s Disease. While it may sound like some sort of fancy, soppressata-like cured meat, Peyronie’s is a condition that affects the penis, causing it to curve during an erection.

It is named after François de la Peyronie, a French surgeon who discovered the condition in 1743. Most people these days are just hoping to discover the perfect espresso martini, much less a disease! I suppose François was just an over-achiever. 

The curvature is the result of the formation of scar tissue called plaque as the body heals itself from small tears caused by sex. This tissue, or plaque, can cause a curved penis, making sexual intercourse difficult or even painful for some individuals. But, fret not Popstar has the tips (and so much more than just the tip) on how to to flatten the curve!

Not to cause a jump-scare with the peak Covid, quarantine jargon, but when it comes to Peyronie’s Disease, you can, in fact, flatten to curve. There are several treatment options available, all of which typically depend on the individual's severity of the condition and symptoms.

The FDA has approved a medication called CCH - collagenase clostridium histolyticum, for treating Peyronie's Disease. It goes by the trade name Xiaflex. CCH is injected directly into the plaque, helping to break it down and reduce the curvature of the penis. This medicine needs to be injected into the site of curvature, a terrifying option for men. That said, it works to correct around 20% of the curve, helping solve the problem for most men with a mildly curved penis. While a prick in your prick might sound like the seventh circle of hell, if it could help even out your curve, it could be worth it.

In more severe cases, surgery may be recommended. Different surgical procedures are available, including plaque incision and grafting, penile prosthesis implantation, and plication. These surgeries aim to straighten the penis and improve sexual function. While you might rather have a root canal in every tooth in your skull than have penis surgery, in certain cases, surgery can straighten the curved penis and allow a man to return to sexual activity. 

This next one can feel a bit like you are putting the “frank” in Dr. Frankenstein. This non-invasive treatment involves using high-energy shockwaves to break down the plaque and stimulate the body's natural healing process. ESWT has shown promising results in reducing the curved penis and improving symptoms. ESWT for Peyronie’s is still considered experimental but is now available in many medical practices focusing on sexual health. 

If you have ever used a penis pump then this next treatment option shouldn’t be as foreign to you. These devices are designed to stretch the penis and reduce the curvature over a period of time. The recommendation is to wear the device for several hours a day for the most noticeable impact. Traction devices are also meant to be used in tandem with other treatments.

Wether you have a crooked or completely curved penis, it may be worth looking into. If you are someone who is dealing with Peyronie’s Disease, it is best to consult your primary care physician or urologist to assess the treatment option that is best for you and your pecker. While flattening the curve may take you back to summer 2020, it may be the solution to setting your shaft straight and resuming a normal sex life.

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